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Cousin Seb rant ;)

Y'all know my cousin Seb right? Cuz he's been a real pain in the ass lately.

All he talks about anymore is tennis. TENNIS.

Wtf.

I mean, I get that it's his lifelong dream to become a tennis player but sometimes it gets annoying when he talks about it so much.

And he's always practicing. I never even get to talk to him anymore. And when I do IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT FUCKING TENNIS.

And he can't even get a girlfriend cuz he wants a girl who will play tennis with him.

Um stop.

Girls don't want to play tennis with you unless she gets to play with your tennis balls.

Seb, if you're reading this please take my advice. You can still follow your dream just don't be an annoying little bitch about it and get a fucking girlfriend.

Tony out. See ya later ladies ;)

Hi!! This is Seb I'm Tony's cousin and I hacked his account muahahahahh...

Here are some pictures of me playing tennis!!!

Me concentrating on the ball

Me warming up

Me learning what dreams are made of

Me trying to use one of cousin Tony's moves to woo a hot tennis player.

Me hitting the ball for the first time

Me watching the ball as instructed to do so by my coach

Me saying "hey ladies ;)"

Me when I won my first game

Me in space