"He shot me a toothless grin from across the room" girl I'm pretty sure that's called a smile.
You can't shoot someone a smile either like one minute let me just get my gun out and shoot you a smile because I'm such a cowboy that I can't just smile at you.
Why is he always across the room? do you smell that bad that he's always 10 feet away from you? Damnnn.
Also he is not an old man, you make it sound like he has no teeth. Im pretty sure all 5 members of one direction have teeth, Jheeze!
