Mom: Clean up your room. Family is coming over.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know the gathering ceremony would be held in my room.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both side of a piece of paper.
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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: A fsh
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Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: En Espanol, Señorita
Student: Me make un poop-o en su desk-o.
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Taylor Swifts ex-boyfriends should write an album called "Maybe You're The Problem"
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Teacher: What's your favorite musical instrument?
Fat kid: The lunch bell
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Thx so much for the 200 reads! <3 all of you
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