"You're boring me to death and I'm already dead"-Lana Del Rey
'I've made sims prettier than you"
"These bitches washed up and ain't no fuckin' soap involved, uh"- Flawless by Beyonce
"But tell 'em winning is my motherfuckin' protocol"- Flawless by Beyonce
"If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape"
"Oh darling, go buy a personality"
"I've wore heels bigger than your d!ck"
"Just like the alphabet, I comes before U"
"Nails before Males"
"My smile may be fake but at least my personality isn't"
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