Once upon a time, a smoll babi called Berry was born into this cruel cruel world. There was an old man living next door named Shane. He was 69. He was actually kinda hot but Berry doesn't see it, 'cause she's weird. Anyway so one day she was playing outside with her chickens and ol' man Shane leaned over the fence and was like:
"Well hey little kid want some candy?" Now, Berry knew all about stranger danger, but for some reason Shane seemed like a nice guy. So Berry crawled through a convenient hole in the fence and entered Shane's cave (He was a closet cave man).
So they went inside and Shane gave Berry looooads of candy! WOO!! Then they played GTA together etc. It was love at first game! Shane leaned over and casually put an arm around Berry. Berry blushed a deep crimson red, and gently laid her hand on his thigh... And then [CENSORED] with much enthusiasm. This was followed by [CENSORED] with a lot of [CENSORED] and [CENSORED].
Will they [CENSORED]? Find out next chapter!
EDIT: Berry is secretly Shane's #1 fan.
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FanfictionAbout a little tequila and her journey to conquer the world. Not really :P I'm just writing this for the fun of writing this, I don't know where it's going, but I tell you this son. The future sure is dark ;)
