"what if there's a ghost humping you right now and you wouldn't even know?"
"what the fuck is wrong with you?"
"i just have weird thoughts. like what if our teeth giggled when we brushed them because they're ticklish."
"or what if belly buttons screamed when we put shirts on because they are scared of the dark?"
"oh yeah! what if oxygen is poisonous but it takes so many years to kill us?"
"what if pools were invented so the can go bathe together and they weren't really invented for fun purposes?"
"what if when we go to the grocery store, the food thinks there's a zombie apocalypse because a bunch hangry bastards are trying to eat all of them?"
"haha. what if we are the actual reflection when we look in the mirror and the one on the other side is the real us?
"what if i think about you all the time?"
"what if i don't know what to say?"
"what if you make me smile a lot?"
"what if i still don't know what to say?"
"what if you're instagram because i wanna double tap you all night?"
"what if you're a fucking idiot?"
"what if i gotta blast?"
*beep beep beep*
"what if i am really starting to like you?"
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midnight laughs(slow updates)
Short Story#818!in short story as of November 12th , 2017 a girl is called in the midst of a night by a random guy that is looking for a friend and somehow their unlikely friendship turns into something much more. aka fucking cliche (: bc that's what i do •swe...
