America: dude! I heard that you turned the soviet star into a Patrick thing!
Russia: Yup, isn't cool?
America: no.
Russia:
America:
Russia:
America:
Russia: Wall-
America: OH SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIIIIIGHT WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLE-
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