Previously on ask or dare
me: BLAZE RODS!
Aiden: kill me now...
Bob the bottle: *land on Aiden*
Me: harper what are you going to dare Aiden to do?
And now... The continuation...
Me: *thinks* make him suffer... Make him embarrassed... Come on harper... You got this...
Aiden: 😟
Harper: hehe... Aiden... I dare you to wear a pink dress
Aiden: WHAT!!! NO!
Me: do it or suffer...
Aiden: RUN! I CHOOSE YOU! *runs away*
Me: *teleports Aiden to chipping machine* *ties Aiden up*
Aiden: YOU SON OF A BI- *gets chipped*
Me: pama... Can you please give Aiden a pink dress
PAMA: I do not have hands...
Me: I forgot about that... SOMEONE GIVE AIDEN A DRESS!!!
Petra: how do you forget that pama does not have hands?
Me: ... I'm... Not gonna answer that...
Whiskee: good call...
TWO HOURS LATER
Me: XD HAHAHAHA HE LOOKS LIKE A F*** PRINCESS XD
Whiskee: THANK YOU HARPER (and CometFall3X for helping her out) FOR THIS LOVELY TORMENT!!! *dies of laughter*
CometFall3X: *walks in* hey guys! *sees Aiden* XD OMG HARPER! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! XDDDDDD
Me: dudette, THANK YOU AND HARPER! XD
Jersey: HE LOOKS SO F***ING ADORABLE LIKE THAT!!!
CometFall3X: hang on... I know what can make this even better XD *gives Aiden a fairy wand* there we go!
Me: *dies of laughter*
Drake: *walks in* hey, I'm back with your hot chocola- *sees Aiden* XD *dies of laughter*
Alex: guys I think Sebastian has finally calmed... *dies of laughter*
Sebastian: *sees aiden* hey there beautiful
Jesse: XD you do realize he's a dude right? XD
Sebastian: 😵 deeeeeed... *dies*
FIVE LAUGHTER FILLED HOURS LATER
Me: I will never get that image out my head XD
Petra: I don't think any of us ever will
Whiskee: I already took pictures of it! XD
Drake: I can't tell if the glowing eyes made it better or not
Me: I think we all know who made it better XD thank you comet!
CometFall3X: 😎 no problem *music plays* *leaves like a badass again*
Me: :3 now onto the next dare *reads dare letters* wow... Many people want him to suffer
Whiskee: suffer? Please let it be Hadrian
Me: hold on... I need Aiden to be in control
Petra: won't that piss off pama?
Me: me and my friends rebuilt and reprogrammed it, with its new program, pama it won't care... He shouldnt anyway...
Jesse: very comforting...
Me: *unchips aiden* *teleports Petra out of the room*
Aiden: Ow... What... Happened?
Lukas: look in the mirror
Aiden: *realizes he's still wearing the dress* F***! *runs out to change*
Me: get over here! *teleports Aiden back* Aiden... You're going to love this...
Aiden: I'm wearing a f***ing dress... What is there to love?
Me: Petra_1818 dared you to... Kiss Petra
Jesse: WHAT THE F*** HAS SHE BEEN DOING BEHIND MAH BACK?!?!?!
Me: no no no... Jesse is not THAT Petra... It's a different one...
Jesse: ...
Aiden: yes... She's mine...
Jesse: don't you dare...
Aiden: 😈 *thinks* thank you Petra_1818 for this
Me: you're gonna die... GOOD LUCK :D *gives Aiden a tux*
Aiden: *puts on tuxedo* how do I look?
Me: stupid! GOOD LUCK! *teleports Aiden to petra*
Petra: ...
Aiden: *thinks* she's finally mine
Petra: Aiden... Don't touch me...
Aiden: *grabs Petra* relax... I'm just trying to give you a good time
Petra: let go!
Aiden: let me think... No... *kisses Petra*
TWO HOURS LATER
Me: Aiden still needs to recover from... Uh... Yeah...
Petra: *shaking* 😡
Lukas: Petra? Are you okay?
Petra: don't.... Touch... Me...
Me: that may have f***ed up her mind...
Random guy: *busts through the door* PETRAIDEN CONFIRMED!!! YEAH!!!
Petra: 😠
Me: GET OUT! RIVAL SHIP S***!!!!! PETRA X AIDEN SHIPPERS ARE NOT WORTHY OF DA JETRA!!!
Petra: GET BACK HERE!!!
Random guy: CATCH ME IF YA CAN!
Petra: *chases guy*
Random guy: *runs towards the camera*
Me: no no no!
Random guy: *knocks down camera*
*the whole place gets flooded with rival shippers*
Me: OH GOD! THIS HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!!!
PAMA: you will all be made useful
*fight starts*
Whiskee: *grabs camera* well... I guess that's it for today... Remember... Always follow your heart and never stop figh-
Rival shipper: there's another one!
Whiskee: no no no!
Guy: *smashes camera*
STATIC
CONNECTION LOST
CONSTANTWARRIOR IS CURRENTLY HAVING
A F***ING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY
PLEASE STAND BY
*heavy metal rock music*
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