Haikyuu!! x reader

Kageyama x reader

Ya'll can murder me now. I'm sorrrrrrrrryyy for not updating for months basically... I feel sick and like I'm gonna pass out so this is gonna suck.
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"(Y/N) are you okay?" (B/F/N) said, as she turned around to catch you as you fell.

Today you weren't really feeling well, only slightly dizzy.

Kageyama was being a douchebag and texting you all last night about volleyball and how his team is amazing (of course he told you not to tell anyone).

"I need more phone time. I only got 7 hours." You stated, as (B/F/N) sat you down on the bench outside of school.

"That's really unhealthy (Y/N)." Yeah, (B/F/N) was a healthy girly girl person.

"I didn't ask for your opinion." You stated, getting up after a few minutes to get some milk from the machine-y thingy.

"But then 'gwahgh!' Then 'waapow' and 'boom!' The ball slammed on the floor! It was amazing!" An energetic little adorable ball of sunshine said.

His friend name Bakageyamaho, he just turned around the corner.

Hinata took a deep breath when he saw you, and did a full on speed.

Holy Hide. (TG reference)

"Hey Shou! What's up? " You asked, patting his head even though you were younger than him

He was so adorable, and happy. You felt bad for him, seeing as though he had an interesting childhood. (For all of you who dig emo Hinata)

"We were just talking about you! Then we kinda got wrapped up in some volleyball talk... You should've seen what happened!!" He started jumping, and out of the corner of your eye, you saw a fuming Tobio.

"Ayyyyy babe, you lookin' fine today hun." You said slyly, walking over to him and smack his head.

"Stop (Y/N) it's embarrassing..." He mumbled, blushing a little.

"Alright, but tonight you have to study with me, you are too stupodic to understand 7x4[(89--45)÷14]." You said, and you used your favorite word stupodic.

"Do you even?" Shou said, making a 'boi' sign with his hands.

"No one make him impure or I am coming after your ass." You claimed, your mother aura taking over.

"No promises!" Yelled Noya, from behind the gym. Then two masses with asses appeared.

"OHOHOHO you've been getting down and dirty." Tanaka said, swaying his hips.

"SENPAIII." (B/F/N) said running in slowmo to Tanaka.

And at the very last second Tanaka jumped out of the way, bumping you into Kags, which made you both fall down.

"Nah you guys aren't getting dirty, but I am. Does no one clean sand on sidewalks?!" You said, cleaning your uniform.

You got up, and pulled the fellow below up.

"Stop being strong."

"...PULL OUT GAME STRONG." Hinata said after a moment of silence.

"NOYA! Stop memeing with this child of innocence." You said

A bell made a loud sound so you guys had to head on back.

The group's separated, so you and (B/F/N) walked with each other.

"Hey, when will you make a move on him?" She asked out of the blue.

"Dude, why do you think I invited him? I'm studying that dick, not English."

Your imagination will continue this later.

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I LITERALLY HAVENT UPDATED SINCE OCTOBER I AM SO SORRY. I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO MURDER ME.

Do anything you want, read vote comment I don't care as long as you enjoyed it. Love ya'lls.

~C.J.