Book of totally random MCSM oneshots.

First comes love... (F! Jesse and Lukas)

(Hey! Just wanted to say there's no smut... I never write smut in case u didn't kno... but there might be something that will make u uncomfortable. Well, not rly, just maybe embarrassed. Read on u crazy person.)
(Btw F. Lukesse is my OTP)
(Also, I got this idea off the INTERNET. YEA. ITS NOT MINE.)

(Lukas's POV)

Don't ask me why.

The sun shone softly through the tree, its warmth filling me.
Jesse and I have been dating for a while, now, and she had decided to kiss me.
Well, I have no problem with that, but I wish we'd kiss somewhere besides the tree her house is in... i mean... I'm pretty shy sometimes...
Jesse pulled away from me, smirking.
Suddenly, a voice scared me.
"Lukas and Jesse, sitting in a tree- K~I~S~S~I~N~G!"
A little girl was at the foot of the tree, singing that fucking song.
She giggled, staring at us.
"Aren't you gonna go away?" Asked Jesse, glaring at the child.
"*giggles* no!"
Jesse got a devious look in her eye, smirking.
Shit, what is she gonna do?
Jesse grabbed me, kissing me forcefully.
I freaked out inside, remembering that little girl at the foot of the tree.
Jesse continued to kiss me, until she had apparently run out of breath.
"FISRT COMES LOVE~ THEN COMES MARRIAGE~ HERE COMES JESSE WITH THE BABY CARRIAGE!" Squealed the girl.
My face flushed red, thinking about how kids underestimate that last line.
Jesse looked down at the kid, still smirking.
"Kid. I've already got the kiss down." Sighed Jesse. "But one way or another- we're going to get a baby carriage."
The kid stared up at Jesse, looking confused.
"You're weird." Mumbled the girl, walking off.
My face was bright red, thinking about what Jesse had said.
"Y-you're... you're joking, right?" I ask.
"Nope." Sighed Jesse. "Not joking."