One Shots

McHanzo: Moving In

"Hanzo...babe please...why wont you move in with m-."

"Because I said so!"

"Give me a reason!"

"The others will think of...unimaginable things..." He blushes.

"But Lena and Amélie moved in together! (Widow and Tracer) And Angela and Fareeha moved in together too! (Mercy and Pharah) Why cant we?"

"Listen...its because we're guys, the girls and others will tease us."
But Genji and Zenyatta are living together!"

"Wha- nevermind that!"

Jesse sat on Hanzos comfty couch pouting.

Hanzo sighs. "Why do you even want to live with me?"

Hanzo shifted, feelings bad for being so harsh to the cowboy.

"Why? Well because I wanna wake up  next to you. I want to stroke your beautiful hair out of my face when you get too close to me. I want to wake up and cook you breakfast and wake you up with a good morning kiss. I -I wanna do sinful things to you in peace knowing nobody will knock on the door. I-I want to protect you in case a robber comes in and gets a taste of my revolver. I want to love you....all the time..." A tear sheds down the cowboys face.

"Jesse I-..."

"Dont waste your breath, its fine its no pro-"
"I'll move in with you."

Jesse had a shocked expression.

"You- what?"

"I'll move in with you....before I change my mind."

"Oh darlin! I appreciate it, I cant wait to sleep next to you, and sleep with you."

Hanzo had a smudge of red across his face.

"Now we must calmy explain to Jack and Winston I'm living with you."

"Well that'll be easy."

"Why?" Hanzo scolds.

"I live next to them. Er- literally next to them. Next to Jack and Gabriel only."

" I dont get it..."

"I live in a apartment!"

"Well then."

"Dont worry sweetie, it should be easy to tell Jack."

"Well Jesse, they dont know we're dating, neither does Gabriel."

"Oh dear....that might be a problem..."