013. football elimination

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"Why haven't you answered my calls?"

"I've been busy..."

"Well that's a vague answer. What are you up to?"

"Research."

"Are you mad or something?"

"What? No! I'm just really focused. I've been researching people in the class, and I've been trying to cross them off. I remember one time you said you hate football, so out of thirty kids on my list, I was able to cross of twelve because they wore some variation of a football out fit. A hat, shirt, pants, backpack, et cetera."

"Holy crap."

"Yep. Awesome, right?"

"Sounds like your going to figure out who I am sooner than I thought..."

"Yep, and then we will be besties for the resties. Our kids will grow up hearing stories of how we became friends. They'll call you uncle Jason."

"I'm not Jason."

"Damnit, so close."

"Actually, not close at all."

"Hmph."

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