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Alice: So, I wake up in the morning to check on my notifications and I find this:

Alice: So, I wake up in the morning to check on my notifications and I find this:

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Alice: Courtesy of filipiNOPEslayqueen. My only question is... What's a Caramel Dansen?

Gethen: -vIOLENTLY CRASHES DOWN THE STAIRS- O H- -TACKLES ALICE TO THE FLOOR- I T BE A LIL THINGY FRUM SWEDAMN

Alice: O-OW! GET YOUR RUDDY ASS OFF OF ME!

Gethen: -gets off and pulls Alice up- huehuehue sorry

Alice: So, you say it's from Sweden?

Gethen: Yeah, but I don't understand the lyrics! It sounds more like "Dance on your balls, cat fucking a handbag, yours only yours, a walrus tickle, dancepad, this no lie, lisa in the crowd say Mr.Henry had a vagina malfunction".

Alice: -eye twitches in disturbance- O-Okay, I will just go ahead and listen to it...

~After Listening To The Song~

Alice: That was upbeat and...um..something that Japan would call kawa-... I forgot the term.

Gethen: Do you mean "kawaii"?

Alice: Yes, there it is. That was a song I wouldn't have expected to be from Sweden.

Gethen: Yeah, yeah, cut the crap get to dancing omg.

Alice: But I do not want to-

Gethen: -bLASTS THE SONG ON MAX VOLUME- DANCE KIRKY DANCE

Alice: -awkwardly sways hips, whilst doing the thing with her hands- THIS IS HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE!

Gethen: dO IT FOR THE GRACIOUS QUEEN

Alice: -keeps on dancing and screams internally-

Gethen: -records the performance for blackmail-

Alice: BAH! I GIVE UP. -stops dancing-

Gethen: -stops the music- Good job, kirky.

Alice: It's KIRKLAND.

Gethen: k whatever -leaves-

Alice: I suppose that's all we have, be sure to comment your questions and challenges! I bid you farewell.


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