You: Why are fire trucks red?
I'll tell you why.
Stranger: So people can easily see them on the streets.
You: Nope.
Fire trucks have four wheels.
They can hold eight men.
Four plus eight is twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
There was a ship called Queen Elizabeth.
The ship sailed the seas.
There are fish in the seas.
Fish have fins.
People from Finland are called Fins.
Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago.
Russia had red on its flag.
That's why it's red.
Because it's always russin' around
