Mettaton: Aw, Sans you're the best!
Sans: Haha, yeah, aren't I the best boyfriend?
Mettaton: Boyfriend? but we aren't dat-
Sans: oH, did I say boyfriend? I meant BROfriend. Haha, ya know? Like, I wanna love u man but no homo. i wanna kiss u but no homo. i wanna suck ur dick but no homo. i wanna get married and have a family and grow old together but in a bRO way. no homo bro. ahaha... gOTTA BLAST
for you mettasans shippers :D
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[COMPLETED] undertale bible
Random[❀] Papyrus is the type to eat gummybears in pairs so they don't die alone. • • • [❀] Papyrus is the type to unplug Sans' life support just to charge his Nintendo DS. • • • [❀] [Accurate summary of Undertale] Flowey: *flips light switch on and off...