2p Nordic one-shots

Nordics share their dreams

"Sve this is a dumb idea." Denmark mutters as he sits down. Hoping in vain that Norway would stay away from him. But of course Norway sits right next to him and puts his arm around Denmark's waist.

"Oh it won't be so bad!" Sweden smiles. Denmark always got along better with Sweden then anyone else, he wasn't clingy like Norway or a creepy cultist like Finland, or a pyromaniac like Iceland.

Then Finland walks in with his trainee Oregon, who happens to be carrying a notepad and pen.

"How about you first Finland." Sweden smiles.

"Fine... I dreamed I murdered all of you and bathed in your blood." Finland smiles as Oregon writes that down.

"You should probably see a therapist." Sweden says in a slightly worried tone "Den?"

"I haven't had any dreams since I lost my innocence." Denmark replies is his hollow voice.

"Um...ok Norway." Sweden smiles.

"I think we all know what I dreamed about." Norway purrs as he looks suggestively at Denmark. Then Denmark mouths 'End me' to Finland.

"With pleasure!" Finland smiles as he takes out a cleaver. And quick as it came it was gone as Sweden grabs the cleaver from Finland.

"Your no fun." Finland murmurs.

"Ok... how about you Iceland." Sweden asks.

"I dreamed we were a happy family-" Iceland starts.

"That's dumb." Finland says cutting him off.

Then Norway chimes in "If it involves you it could never be good."

Iceland smiles "I still love you big brother!"

Sweden smiles and clears his throat "My dream was that this dream sharing circle went better."

Finland scoffs "That'a dumber then Iceland's."

"I never finished mine." Iceland says angrily.

"What was the rest of it Iceland?" Sweden asks.

"Because we were happy we went out and burned all the other countries to death!" Iceland smiles.

Sweden sighs "I should've known this wouldn't work."