Chapter 2: Kirby and Angry birds

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Kirby: Poyo! (that's like literally all his story)

Meta Knight: let me translate. *Flies up and pushes Narrator off pedestal* Move it.Ok,so Kirby said that his name is Kirby and he lives in Dreamland on the planet of Popstar. And no not the soda, or the movie, it's an actual place; He's sorta become the protector of the planet, or even some of the universe. He's had to fight enemies ranging from King Dedede to the entire Dark Matter. He then just said after that he's hungry. Ok, now my turn. I'm Meta Knight of the planet of Popstar,and owner of the warship the Halberd.I help or fight Kirby depending on my mood. I mean, during that time when he tried to stop me from taking the throne of Dreamland by force, I was just generally in a very, very, bad mood. *Looks at everyone who are staring at him blankly* What? You've never been so upset you just wanted to take someone's throne?

*Crickets*

Meta Knight: No? Okay. But yea, that's all I'm sharing.

Narrator: Get off.

Meta Knight: Make me.

Narrator: *Claps hands, bodyguard comes out of nowhere* *Bodyguard picks up Meta Knight and throws him.*

Springtrap: *Points at bodyguard* How?

Frisk: *Shrugs*

Narrator: Who's next? *Looks at list again*

Narrator: The- *Looks at list hard* World of...Angry birds?

*murmurs from all the characters*

Rosalina: They're not here!

Narrator: Well, okay then. *Looks at list*

*Crash, followed by a boom*

*A big bird comes out of nowhere and sits there*

Terrence: Hrmmmmmm

Rosalina: I stand corrected.

Narrator: *Eyes Terrence*

Red: Sorry for the mess

Chuck: *Zooms into room* We there yet?

Frisk: *shouts from somewhere in the back* No problem!

Mike: *Is now super confused as to where Chuck came from*

Bomb: *Huffing and puffing* Uhh, wait up!! *Walks into room* Oh.....

Mike: *Eyes Bomb* I think I'll need aspirin

Matilda: *Shouts from behind bomb* Who wants some tea?

Freddy: *Raises hand*

Springtrap: *Falls face flat and is now snoring away*

Narrator: *Eyes the birds* Where did u come from?

Red: Sorry, we had to get our eggs back from the pigs, so we got delayed

Papyrus: No problem! Hope u don't mind me asking but who are 'the pigs'?

Frisk: I agree with Pap, who are they?Are they murderers?

Red: *Stares blankly at Frisk* Kid, do ya need a therapist or something?

Frisk: Who ya calling kid? I'm like 3 times taller than you

Red: Pal, our name is 'angry birds' for a reason, don't mess with me or any of my buddies

Frisk: Ha, is that a threat? I've taken down the absolute god of hyperdeath with nothing but my kindness and determination. I've gone through what some might call the "Underworld."I'm not saying anything worse because the other kids that might be reading this.

Matilda: *gets in between Red and Frisk* I think that we all need to calm down, no need to fight, Let's all have some tea *Holds up tea cups and a tea pot*

Frisk: Pass.

Springtrap: *Still snoring*

Sans: *Also still snoring*

Narrator: Uhhh, *Looks at birds, then looks at Frisk* Ok?

Frisk: *Goes back to seat*

Red: *Scoffs and sits down too*

Samus: *Scrubbing her suit*

Freddy: *Drinks tea*

Narrator: *Facepalms once more* Can we plz move on?

Papyrus: *raises hand* Anyone want spaghetti?

Mario: Oh A-HELL YEAH!!!!!

Papyrus: *Gives Mario spaghetti*There you go human!

Narrator: *Mumbles* My GOD you guys are annoying....

Mike: *Grins goofily at Frisk*

ALL Villains: *Glares at Narrator*

Springtrap: *Wakes up* Anything good happen?

Narrator: Ok, SCREW IT!!!! NEEEEXT!!!!!

Narrator: *Looks at paper*

Undyne: *Arrives late, and through the window* NYAAAHHH!!

Mettaton: Oh yess, darling

Narrator: Well, might as well do undertale next...

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