Undyne:*Points at Narrator*Who are you?!
Mettaton: Undyne darling, it's rude to yell.
Undyne:Shut up you talking tin can!
Mettaton:*Angry* Tin can?! Well at least I have class.You're nothing but the catch of the day.
Every character in the room: OOOHHHHHH!!!! U just got BURNED!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!
Bowser: *Flames go in the air*
Undyne: *Pulls out magic spear* LET'S DANCE TRASHBAG!!
Mettaton:Gladly!
Narrator: Ok, yea; get out u 2
Both: NO!! *Fight ensues*
Narrator: *Sighs and Snaps hands, Bodyguards amerge and picks up Undyne and Mettaton, leads them out of sight*
Undyne: *Bites bodyguard,picks him up and throws him* Take that WIMP!!
Narrator: Ok, where are the good guys in here? Please raise your hand
Mettaton:*Drops bombs*
Sonic, Mario, (Toon) Link, Samus, Every Undertale character (Except sans, who is still asleep) kirby, metaknight (Sorta), all the birds raise hands
Narrator: Ok, can ya do me a favor? Take those two down, Thanks.... *sits down and begins to drink tea*
*Every Undertale Character refuses, Undyne and Mettaton calm down*
Narrator: Alright!! Now who first?? Paperus?? How about u?
Papyrus:*Stands up*First off,it's Papyrus,and second of all,Sans is my lazybones brother.
Sans:*Finally awake*Hey bro,i can't help it.i always work myself to the bone.
Papyrus:*Upset*EEEUUUGGGHHHHH!!! ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS SANS!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THEM!!*sigh* Why am I stuck with someone like you?Sans: *Shrugs and is grinning like he always does* cause plot demands it
Papyrus: I also made friends with the human, Frisk, and even had Undyne make friends with them. My lifelong dream was to join the Royal Guard.Now,well,I don't know. NYEH HEH HEH!!
Narrator: Ok, what about u Sans???
Sans:Ok. My name is Sans,and i've got a skele-ton of puns to tell anyday
Everyone: *Sighs LOUDLY*
Papyrus:*Triggered*
Sans:i may seem like the lazy type,but if ya kill my bro and his friends, you will have a bad time *Smiles Menacingly*it's all good though,right Papyrus?
Papyrus:*Still triggered*
Narrator:Oooookay,that just happened.
Flowey:*Pops out of ground*Finally I made it! *Looks at Narrator.Grins evilly* Howdy!I'm Flowey,Flowey the Flower.
Frisk: *Worried expression*
Narrator: *Looks at Flowey* Ooooookay *Clears throat* anyway,who wants to go next?
Undyne:*Stands up* I'll go.My name is Undyne,but I'm also known as "Undyne the Undying" for a good reason.I was going to get seven human souls for our King to break the barrier and free monster-kind.The human was supposed to be caught by Papyrus,but he made friends instead.
Narrator: *falls out of chair from falling asleep*
Undyne: *Creates spear and throws it at the Narrator,purposefully missing,and waking them up* NYAHH, DID YOU FALL ASLEEP PUNK??!!
Narrator: *Stands up* Noooo, i was.......envisioning what u were saying.....u should try it some time
Undyne: Yeah,I don't believe you
Narrator: *Chuckles nervously* Uhh, is that it?? So we can move on??
Undyne: *Irritated* I guess so
Mettaton: May I go next darling?
Undyne: Yeah, whatever
Mettaton: I don't have much to say darlings,but I am a robot entertainer,and was given anti-human qualities,but that doesn't matter now.I love you all darlings.
Flowey: I guess I'll go.My name is Flowey,and I am the dead prince of the underground.I used to be called Asriel.I also say..*evil face*...in this world,it's Kill or be Killed!
Frisk: *Shouts something*
Flowey:Shut up Frisk,no one was talking to you!
Frisk: *Shouts again*
Narrator: *Sighs* Yea, we're done here
Every Undertale character: Hey, no fair!!!!!!
Narrator: *Rolls eyes* Alright *Looks down at paper* Looks like the metroid universe is up next...
Samus: Ok,so my name is Samus Aran,and I was raised by an alien race called the Chozo.
Narrator: *confused* Wat
Samus: *Pissed off* Yes,I'm also a freelance bounty hunter.
Meta Knight:So you were raised by the Chozo.Weird race. *Realizes Samus is glaring at him* What? They are to us Popstarians.
Samus: *Facepalms and sighs*
Narrator: *Is not amused* Is....That it?
Samus: U know I can blow ur head off right?
Narrator: *Slightly startled* Okay...
Samus: Anyways....Yea thats all i want to share, everything else is....*stops and hesitates for a moment* personal
Sans: BORING!!!
Narrator:*Slightly Bored* Okay?
Flowey: YAWN!!
Samus:*Triggered* Can we just move on plz?
Narrator: Uhhhh *looks down at paper, groans a little*
Purple Guy: HURRY UP!!
Narrator: Up next.....
*Everyone leans forward*
Narrator: *Wants to die* Memes....
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Legend of Universal stuff
ФанфикEvery character (Well major characters from every game) are all together for the worlds most boring event. Read at your own risk (Somehow I highly doubt that) If I'm missing an charater plz tell me in the comments would be appreciated This was creat...
