*You are walking to your final destinations. Your knees quiver. Yet you stay determined*
Papyrus: Human, why are you so scared? If you can face killer game show robots and Fish women all by yourself, you can go to the store with me....THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
*You take papyrus's hand.*
*You walk in.*
*It's full of people*
Papyrus: WOW! Look human, there's humans just like you!
*He points to some kids*
Papyrus: Look. There's mega humans too.
*He points to some adults. You tell him they're adults*
Papyrus: You call them Adults too!? Wowie! I guess humans and monsters have the same terms!
*You take out a shopping list and $30*
*You give Papyrus the list*
Papyrus:You need some milk, eggs, bacon , grits , sausage, butter, cheese, toilet paper,
annnndddddd a 3ds. That's a lot of stuff human.Are you sure you have enough money?
*You check your pockets. You have no more money. You must have left the rest at home.*
Papyrus:Dont worry human, I'll loan..no...give you 50g.
*He gives you 50g. You thank him so many times you just forget the number*
Papyrus:Your welcome, just a favor from one cool dude to another😎
*You start shopping*
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*As You walk, you accidentally bump into someone. You apologize*
Man:Watch where your going, kid.😠 And tell the bonehead your with to pipe down!
*You watch him scurry away*
Papyrus: Well he needs to chill out!
Man: (From a distance) Shut Up!!
*As you walk, you notice people are giving Papyrus, cold stares.*
Papyrus:Are humans always this menacing?😯
*Some kids come and yank at Papyrus's arms*
Papyrus:Hey! That hurts. My ligaments aren't as strong as a human's!😧
*You shoo away the children. They run laughing*
Papyrus:Thank you human! That hurt. If they would have pulled a bit harder I would have had to glue my arms again.
I'm not kidding. It took a lot of glue last time.😓😩
*We go to the cash register*
*You give them the 50g.*
Cashier Lady:Did you just give me....24 karot gold coins?😓
*You nod your head yes*
Cashier lady: Hold on a minute.
*She leaves*
Papyrus:I wonder what's wrong?
*20 minutes later*
*The lady comes back*
Cashier lady: ooooookkkkkaaaayyyyyy.
Sooo 50 pure gold coins....that are 2grams each.
100 grams worth of pure gold.
$1185 and 70cents.
Papyrus:😮
*😵*
Cashier lady: Can you make it easier for me and just give me 3 gold coins? 1185 is a lot of change.😓
*We pay her 3g*
Cashier lady:Would you like to give me a tip?😀
Papyrus:Should we?😕
*You tell Papyrus,people dont tip cashiers*
Cashier lady:😢
*When your about to leave, the man from before goes up to Papyrus*
Man:Hey...can I borrow 10g?
Papyrus: You were being rude to my kid when he apologized. Then you called me a bonehead.😡
Man:I'll be your friend.😐
Papyrus:Can't argue with that!😁
*You pull Papyrus away and out of the store*
Man:😢
The End
(Bye. Sorry I don't update often)
With that being said
Josh flareon is sparing you
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Undertale Stories
AdventureI have done a lot of Pokemon. The last non-related pokemon thing was Kid Icarus. So now I'm gonna do some Undertale. Papyrus: I The Grreat Papyrus hope you enjoy this human's stories! Me too. Undertale made by Toby Fox. I own nothing except stories...
