Unknown: Hey, Zoe.
Abi: Who are you?
Unknown: Shut up, stupid.
Abi: I mean it. I don't know who you are.
Unknown: I must have got the wrong number.
Abi: Yeah, you have.
Unknown: Yeah, you must be annoyed.
Abi: Not really. It's okay.
Unknown: Do you want my name to put as a contact?
Abi: I'm not meant to talk to strangers really.
Unknown: It would be nice to make a new friend.
Abi: I guess. I'm Abi.
Unknown: That's an ace name! I'm Joe.
Abi: Nice to internet meet you, Joe.
Joe: Nice to internet meet you too, Abi.
Abi: London is so busy at the moment.
Joe: You're in London!
Abi: Yup!
Joe: Same!!!
Abi: We should totally meet one day.
Joe: On CHRISTMAS!!!
Abi: Eh, that's only 23 days away!
Joe: It won't be so soon if we get to know each other.
Abi: I'm Abi and I'm 16.
Joe: I'm Joe and I'm 18.
Abi: I like horseriding.
Joe: I like making YT videos.
Abi: What? Are you a famous YouTuber?
Joe: Kinda, I guess.
Abi: WAIT...ARE YOU THATCHERJOE?!
Joe: Yuppu Duppu
Abi: WTH you've been my litteral idol forever!
Joe: Haha
Abi: Now Christmas can't come soon enough.
Joe: Yeah tbh
Abi: I just wish my sister could come home for it.
Joe: You already had Christmas plans?
Abi: Mum's dead, Dad's working and my sister's in hospital on Christmas.
Joe: We always a Christmas dinner at Zalfies.
Abi: We?
Joe: YouTubers.
Abi: So I couldn't come? :-(
Joe: YOU can come. You'll be my special guest.
Abi: Maybe we're making all this up. I don't know if we'll actually do it.
Joe: We will. If you come with me, everyone will get off my back about not having a girlfriend.
Abi: You want me to pretend to be your girlfriend?
Joe: Maybe in time you'll really be.
Abi: WHAT???
Joe: Doesn't matter. Do you have insta? I'll follow you.
Abi: Yeah its abijones
Joe: Ok I've requested.
Abi: I've accepted.
Joe: Woo-hoo!
Abi: I love your videos
Joe: Your insta...
Abi: What?
Joe: It's stunning
Abi: Seriously?
Joe: Yeah seriously.
Abi: I have homework now.
Joe: Please stay and talk
Abi: I can risk a shouting at for a conversation with you
Joe: Haha love you
Abi: SERIOUSLY!?
Joe: Deadly...
Abi: Oh don't tease me
Joe: Im not!
Abi: You better not be ;-)
Joe: I promise that you are the most stunning girl i've ever seen in my life.
Abi: Gawd youre sweet
Joe: Haha thats what she said :-))))
Abi: Thats what I say haha
Joe: Hahahaha
Abi: Where should we meet on Christmas day?
Joe: Would 11am be fine?
Abi: Perfect. Where at?
Joe: That square near the shop CleveLands.
Abi: Ace! I can't wait!
Joe: Only a couple weeks to go, eh?
Abi: To many! Just go there now! Pleaseee!
Joe: I don't know, Abi.
Abi: Can you stop texting my girlfriend? You are NEVER meeting her ever. D
Joe: What? Abi?
Abi: You know what I'm on about! NEVER TEXT MY ABI AGAIN, JOE!
Joe: I won't and we will not meet. That's okay.
Abi: If she shows me one more distressing mesage from you, you're dead, Sugg.
Joe: You know me?
Abi: Abi's shown me all about you and how terrible you are.
Joe: I havn't said terrible things to Abi.
Abi: Don't lie, Richard.
Joe: You don't use my words against me.
Abi: I do, bye forever. 1 more text.
Joe: Bye! I'm sad we'll never get to meet. You know I've never said anything to you. I wish you hadn't told him I had. I wouldn't do that to you, Abi. See you never.
That last text tho...
Will Abi and Joe ever meet on Christmas day?
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