ok, this is gonna be a pretty lame rant I just have to do it because I'm lowkey heated af!
anyways, yesterday I was at college (I take my math class on Saturdays, yes I know why would I do that) soooooo class is finally over and me and this girl go to the cafeteria bc I'm hungry af .
I get a cinnamon roll and ooouuu let me tell youuuuu! that was the best damn cinnamon roll I have eVER tasted in all 18 years of my life! ....I miss that cinnamon roll
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continuing on with the story, we sit eat and talk and shit up until I have to leave bc my bus was about to arrive. ok I leave and latavia and I are on the bus talking through the phone (talking about coming up with a collabacc) when this sexy ass dude wITH A BEARD gets on the bus.
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I tell latavia and she's like "talk to him" and I'm like
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tALK TO HIM??? LMAOOO JOKES! I LOOK LIKE A RAT I CANT DO THAT!
so the whole bus ride is me basically starring at him without a care in the world up until he gets off the bus. now, when he gets off I look back at him as the bus start driving past him and that's when I realized that he ain't even that cute! tHE BEARD MADE HIM LOOK SEXY BUT SHAVE THAT SHIT OFF AND HE LOOKS LIKE A NAKED MOLE RAT!
I was obviously very upset because like how can you do this me?! ok, tbh I was more excited about his bear than him and idk why man I just reaaaaalllllyyyy love guys with beard.
too bad none of my faves (besides zayn) can grow a beard!
moving along, I have to catch another bus (yes I'm still on the phone with latavia) and as I'm waiting there I open up snapchatbc I wanted to play with the filters and that's when I saw it.....
I HAD FOOD ON MY TEETH!
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it was obviously from the cinnamon roll bc I tasted the deliciousness. now, what I want to know is wHYYYY DID THE GIRL I WAS WITH NOT TELL ME THAT I HAD SHIT ON MY TEETH?!?!?!?
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I WAS WALKING AROUND WITH SHIT ON MY TEETH FOR ABOUT AN HOUR NOW AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TELL ME "hey, girl, you have a lil sumthinsumthin right there" iS THAT TOO HARD FOR YOU TO DO!?!?
omg just imagine what would've happened if I talked to the guy. he probably would've looked at me funny and I would've died bc he probably thinks I'm the ugliest thing he's ever seen (hA JOKES! IM CUTE BISH!)
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anyways, this concludes my pointless rant.
the moral of the story is: IF YOU SEE YOUR FRIENDS OR ANYONE WITH SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH TELL THEM! no one wants to be walking around and talking to people with food between their teeth. it's not that hard too, people!
that goes for everything! if you see a girl who's leaking tell her "hey, girl, you're leaking" it WILL SAVE THEM I SWEAR.
ok, that's it. thanks for reading my pointless rant and hopefully learned to not be ugly and let people embarrass themselves.
