Sha'Tana POV
So I woke up this morning, had a five minute kiss, took a shower, put my clothes, and put my hair in two braids.
Derek: why you got a book bag on
Me: *drinking orange juice* because I'll need to put stuff in it
Derek: where u going
Me: to the mall
Derek: oh bring me back a cinnabon
Me: your coming too
Derek: alr let me put on my clothes
~~~~~~~~~~30 mins later~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: *sitting on the patio on IG*
Derek: alr I'm ready
Me: it took you that long to put on that
Derek: yea
Me: OK well anyways let's go *walks out the door*
?????: damn mammy u got some cake and think its a 10 layer
Me: boii if you don't get yo ol corny ass on somewhere
?????: I was just trynna give you a compliment
Derek: well look nigga she don't want yo corny ass compliment
?????: my bad man
Derek: now gtfo before I beat yo ass
?????: just trynna stick up fo her so you can get sum pussy
Derek: I already got some last night
Me: bae just get in the car
Derek: I will as soon as this pussy ass dirty ass odor smelling nigga leave
Me: look can u just leave I have to go somewhere
?????: I'll see u later mammy *keeps driving*
Me: *pulls out the driveway*
Derek: STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP
Me: *hits brake* WAT IS IT
Derek: u almost hit a fucking dog
Me: oh shit welp *keeps driving*
Derek: u wanna come to a party wit me
Me: today
Derek: yea
Me: yea I guess
Derek: alr
Me: *driving and on Snapchat*
Derek: u need to be watching the MF road before u fuck my car up
Me: I drive better than u do
Derek: can we plz arrive already
Me: yea *gets on freeway on does 150mph*
Derek: now you can drive
Me: *turns up music* JOY ROAD BITCH BUT THE MONEY LONG AS 6 MILE BRICK KNOCK YO BITCH DOWN PICK HER UP KNOCK HER BACK PULL HER TRACKS OUT YES I SLAP GIRLS YES I SLAP DOGS YES I SLAP LOUD YES ILL SLAP A PUSSY NIGGA IF HE ACT OUT
Derek: I think we're here
Me: yes we are *gets out* Are u coming
Derek: yea *gets out*
