So we walked into the house and Derek was on the phone arguing wit somebody but IDC. So I went into my room and went through the clothes I just bought so I could get dressed.
Phone cov
Derek: look dumb bitch I told you I bought the shirts and shoes.
?????: well ik u better have my baby MF clothes or you'll never see his ass again
Derek: well bitch I got his clothes and wat u can do is kiss my ass dumb bitch
?????: well u can send his shit in the mail and you don't even gave to come
Derek: look I'll see u when I get there bye *click*
End of cov
Me: *gets out of shower* Baeeee come here
Derek: *walks in her room* wassup
Me: should I where this one
Derek: no its gonna be kids there
Me: OK I have the perfect one *puts on clothes*
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Derek: that's perfect
Me: OK well go get dressed I'm ready to turn up *twerking*
Derek: we gon be late if you keep doin that shit
Me: u want another hickie
Derek: FUCK * rubs his hickie*
Me: wats wrong
Derek: man she gon be trippin
Me: who
Derek: nothing *goes to take a shower*
Me: baby u look like a walking bush or a tall ass piece of cauliflower
Derek: stfu bae cmon we bout to be late
Me: can we stop at a liquor store
Derek: its a kids birthday party
Me: oh OK
Derek: we're here *gets out*
Me: *gets out* I wish I would of knew I would of bought something
Derek: u straight
Me: alr
Derek: Ayye Kenda come here
Kenda: who tf is this
Derek: this is my girlfriend Sha'Tana
Kenda: OK and y tf is she her
Sha'Tana: look I'm sorry I didn't even know who's party it is and I still don't know
