21st century blues {spam}

unpopular onions

-i dont like cheese. the smell, the texture, the taste????? awful.
the only acceptable cheeses are feta and mozzarella. end of.

-i dont like honey! it makes me feel sick! i have like taste-visions of honey being this fantastic, golden heaven and each time i go to eat it i play this 'vision' and think, "hey, maybe it'll be like that this time!"
it never is.

-im not rly a fan of mcr. i think their music is good but gerard's voice is so...rough??? idk man its just not my cup of tea.

-the correct way to pour your cereal is cereal THEN milk.

-not a fan of 'hometown'.

-(im gonna get punched for this one lMao) i dont think jenna is All That Pretty. like i mean yeah shes prettier than me but :/// idk idk idk idk please dont attack me

-dabbing is the worst trend ever oh my god it needs to die.

-the whip comes in at a close second.

-harambe is the worst meme i am SO glad its died (not soon enough for the american election though amirite ladies *sobs*)

-'titanic' is way overrated bye.

-im not a fan of beyoncé or halsey or the 1975 or basically anyone bc im a Basic Hoe and Proud.

-i dont like ketchup.

ok the end you can stop hitting me now