Here are some quotes from sassy Uncle Rick. Couldn't help myself. So... SPOLIERS AND THE LIKE. xD
I also couldn't find all the quotes I wanted too... So... This is only some. xD
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The Lightning Thief:
"Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face."
— Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
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"If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself."
— Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
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“Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
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“Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
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“Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.
"It only works on wild animals."
"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.
"Hey!" I protested.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
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“You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine."
Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well duh!'?"
"Y-yes, Mr. D."
"Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?"
"You're a god."
"Yes, child."
"A god. You.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
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“Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."
Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
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“Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian."
"You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminium cans," I reminded him.
"Those are vegetables.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
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“Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
