Denmark: Now. Let me tell you something. Fanfics? Lmao they just make you cry
Denmark: for example, The Danish Slaughterhouse where I killed everyone in the mansion and it's really cool lol
Denmark: They said that my viking spirit were back but hmmm nah.
Denmark: and also, Gutters. Oh that sad fanfic that made almost every hetalian cry. Me and Sealand walked thousands of kilometers and trying to save the kid and us returning to the family. And oh god the ending was beautiful. Pineapples
Sealand: Do you really have to mention pineapples?
Denmark: Of course
Norway: stop.
