Rick troll riordan

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Rick: *secretly writing his diary *
Rick:
Dear Diary,
In my next book,
I will kill all of the characters!
The Seven, the demigods, the mortals and the gods!
Rick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: FANGIRLS ASSEMBLE!!!
Rick: What is this?
Me: HOW DARE YOU KILL MY BABIES! FANGIRLS ATTACK!!!!
Fangirls: *attacks Rick Riordan *
Rick: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Rick: * wakes up from the dream*
Rick: Whew, its only a dream.
Me: Dis is totally not a dream.
Rick: * screams like a girl *














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