ALL ABOARD THE SHIP

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"Join the Avian Empire my feathered friends..."

Pigeon: Well well, who would like to join.

(Lancealot Joined group text)

Lancealot: What is that?

Pigeon: Its is my empire.

Lancealot: What is an avian?

(FoodForever joined group text)
FoodForever: Hey guys. What are you talking about?

Lancealot: Whatever an avian is

(Frostedtips joined group text)
Frostedtips: Avian is another word for bird. Just like Canine is for dog and Feline is for Cat.

Lance: Oo Oo what about People?

Frostedtip: Homosapian.

Lancealot: The only homo I have heard of was Homosexual. Haha does that mean were all gay?

Pigeon: The internet thinks so They call us "Gays in Space" Really quite the title.

Lancealot: You know they say that one in five people are gay.

Foodforever: That would mean that one of us are.

Lancealot: I hope its Keith, because he is kinda hot.

Pigeon: *FacePalm*

Pigeon: Lance you're an idiot...

(SpaceMullet joined group text "Rather depressed" (as always...))
SpaceMullet: Allura sent Novaia back and we can't contact earth anymore.

Lancealot: Damn it... that is where all the cool people are at

Pigeon: I will kill you in your sleep....

Foodforever: Awe man, I can't watch my youtube videos on cooking...

Frostedtips: W-what... I'll be back.

(Frostedtips left group text nearly devastated.)

Pigeon: Oh no... space dad is sad.

Lancealot: That rhymed.

SpaceMullet: Lance your Gay.

Lancealot: WTF NO

SpaceMullet: Are you sure?

Lancealot: Yes...

SpaceMullet: Boi... you have got to be kidding.

(SpaceMullet left group text)

Lancealot: Whatever Mullet you're just jealous of my skills and fam savaged your so no chill Boi, *Breaths in* Triggered...

Pigeon: Are you trying to roast Lance?

Lancealot: Success he left.

Pigeon: He left before all of that.

Foodforever: Have you guys seen some of the art people do for you guys. Some people are really good. All of the Klance shipping.

Pigeon: So wait, your in the fandom of our show Hunk? Is that possible.

Foodforever: Sure it is.

Pigeon: Then I ship Klance.

Foodforever: Me too.

Pigeon: Some people ship you Hunk with Lance.

Foodforever: NO PLEASE MERCY. My only love is food. No one else.

Lancealot: You guys are morbid... Some people ship Keith and Shiro.

Foodforever: Hell na, Me and the Pigeon are Shallura shippers.

Pigeon: No. I'm not. I think space dad is Space dad and shouldnt be with anyone.

Foodforever: You just like yourself shipped with him.

Pigeon: You disgrace I am 15 years old he is practically my father! Fine Shallura all the way. Woo...

Lancealot: Whatever I ship Lallura.

Pigeon: Nope

Foodforever: Naa...

(Ruleroftheuniverse joined group text)
Ruleroftheuniverse: I ship Algar.

Pigeon: What is that?

Foorforever: Don't talk to Zarkon...

Lancealot: OOOh OOHHOH I know! Its Alphor and Haggar! OOOO
Ruleroftheunivers: Ding ding, we have a winner he gets to die first.

(Fans join group text)

Fans: NO KILL LANCE AND WE KILL DREAMWORKS

(Dreamworks joined group text)
Dreamworks: Fine we will Kill Shiro.

Fans: No Don't kill anyone, let them live!

Dreamworks: Someone has to go

Fans: KILL US KILL ONE OF US

Dreamworks: um...

(Dreamworks left group text to light the sacrificial fire to the Voltron gods.)

(Fans began to throw themselves in)

Lancealot: Well that escalated quickly...

Pigeon: They love us

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Pigeon: They love us.

Foodforever: YUS YUS

(Pigeon left group text)

(Foodforever left group text)

(Lancealot left group text)



AN: Hey guys, Hope you liked this chapter. Setting up for the next one. (Probably Klance???) Comment what ship you would like to see and I will write a chapter about that ship. Hope you all didn't mind the severe lack of Pictures. It was mostly a filler. Have a great Christmas. Love ya!


Pigeon: Join the avian empire. 

Pigeon: Keith is a gay bird

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Pigeon: Keith is a gay bird... 

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