When your stuck on a castle in outer space it could get pretty boring. Don't you think? What do the paladins do to waste the time away. Chat but through there gadgets. What will you find out about the Paladins?
Also includes a bunch of pictures i...
(FoodForever joined group text) FoodForever: Hey guys. What are you talking about?
Lancealot: Whatever an avian is
(Frostedtips joined group text) Frostedtips: Avian is another word for bird. Just like Canine is for dog and Feline is for Cat.
Lance: Oo Oo what about People?
Frostedtip: Homosapian.
Lancealot: The only homo I have heard of was Homosexual. Haha does that mean were all gay?
Pigeon: The internet thinks so They call us "Gays in Space" Really quite the title.
Lancealot: You know they say that one in five people are gay.
Foodforever: That would mean that one of us are.
Lancealot: I hope its Keith, because he is kinda hot.
Pigeon: *FacePalm*
Pigeon: Lance you're an idiot...
(SpaceMullet joined group text "Rather depressed" (as always...)) SpaceMullet: Allura sent Novaia back and we can't contact earth anymore.
Lancealot: Damn it... that is where all the cool people are at
Pigeon: I will kill you in your sleep....
Foodforever: Awe man, I can't watch my youtube videos on cooking...
Frostedtips: W-what... I'll be back.
(Frostedtips left group text nearly devastated.)
Pigeon: Oh no... space dad is sad.
Lancealot: That rhymed.
SpaceMullet: Lance your Gay.
Lancealot: WTF NO
SpaceMullet: Are you sure?
Lancealot: Yes...
SpaceMullet: Boi... you have got to be kidding.
(SpaceMullet left group text)
Lancealot: Whatever Mullet you're just jealous of my skills and fam savaged your so no chill Boi, *Breaths in* Triggered...
Pigeon: Are you trying to roast Lance?
Lancealot: Success he left.
Pigeon: He left before all of that.
Foodforever: Have you guys seen some of the art people do for you guys. Some people are really good. All of the Klance shipping.
Pigeon: So wait, your in the fandom of our show Hunk? Is that possible.
Foodforever: Sure it is.
Pigeon: Then I ship Klance.
Foodforever: Me too.
Pigeon: Some people ship you Hunk with Lance.
Foodforever: NO PLEASE MERCY. My only love is food. No one else.
Lancealot: You guys are morbid... Some people ship Keith and Shiro.
Foodforever: Hell na, Me and the Pigeon are Shallura shippers.
Pigeon: No. I'm not. I think space dad is Space dad and shouldnt be with anyone.
Foodforever: You just like yourself shipped with him.
Pigeon: You disgrace I am 15 years old he is practically my father! Fine Shallura all the way. Woo...
Lancealot: Whatever I ship Lallura.
Pigeon: Nope
Foodforever: Naa...
(Ruleroftheuniverse joined group text) Ruleroftheuniverse: I ship Algar.
Pigeon: What is that?
Foorforever: Don't talk to Zarkon...
Lancealot: OOOh OOHHOH I know! Its Alphor and Haggar! OOOO Ruleroftheunivers: Ding ding, we have a winner he gets to die first.
(Fans join group text)
Fans: NO KILL LANCE AND WE KILL DREAMWORKS
(Dreamworks joined group text) Dreamworks: Fine we will Kill Shiro.
Fans: No Don't kill anyone, let them live!
Dreamworks: Someone has to go
Fans: KILL US KILL ONE OF US
Dreamworks: um...
(Dreamworks left group text to light the sacrificial fire to the Voltron gods.)
(Fans began to throw themselves in)
Lancealot: Well that escalated quickly...
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Pigeon: They love us.
Foodforever: YUS YUS
(Pigeon left group text)
(Foodforever left group text)
(Lancealot left group text)
AN: Hey guys, Hope you liked this chapter. Setting up for the next one. (Probably Klance???) Comment what ship you would like to see and I will write a chapter about that ship. Hope you all didn't mind the severe lack of Pictures. It was mostly a filler. Have a great Christmas. Love ya!
Pigeon: Join the avian empire.
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