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Fabulas!

Yes yes he is gorgeous!
Mahiru: ughhhhh
Kuro: me first
Mahiru: fine.
Kuro: Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Mahiru: aw kuro! that's so sweet. *kisses*
Licht: me next.
Mahiru: um ok
Licht: if you were a piano I'd play you all day.
Mahiru: that's great Licht.
Lawless: my turn!
Lawless: did you sit in a pile if sugar?
Mahiru: what no
Lawless: cuz you got a sweet ass
Mahiru: ...thanks?
Tsubaki: my turn!
Mahiru: ok
Tsubaki: Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you
Mahiru: no... Not today
Tetsu: I'll go
Mahiru: ok
Tetsu: you owe me a drink
Mahiru: why?
Tetsu: cuz when I saw you I dropped mine.
Mahiru: aww
Hugh: my turn!
Mahiru: I'll try my best to take you seriously.
Hugh: If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Mahiru: aw that's sweet
Kuro: I'm working on that.
Mikuni: my turn!
Mahiru: ok
Mikuni: Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
Mahiru: oh ok then....
Jeje: God please. I'll go
Mahiru: oh sure! We don't really talk huh
Jeje: yeah anyway. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Mahiru: aw thank you jeje
Lily: alright my turn!
Mahiru: oh Lord
Lily: My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
Mahiru: ok stop right there
Misono: ok my turn
Mahiru: alright.
Misono: Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Mahiru: haha
Licht: I am right here!
Lawless: its ok angel babe
Mom: so my turn?
Mahiru: I guess?
Mom: When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Mahiru: oh! Thank you.
Fatso: I’m in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is! 
Mahiru: should have expected a good related one.
Sakuya: alright I'll go
Mahiru: ok
Sakuya: Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Mahiru: guilty.
Kuro: so have you accepted it?
Mahiru: i guess.
Kuro: fantastic I want a piece of that sweet ass.
Mahiru: Kuro why?!
Lawless: Licht home now!
Misono: horny bastards.
Well this took forever mainly because I'm scared you won't like it but you know what I don't think you guys will hate me. Anyway bye!