Death Note x Reader Oneshots!

RANDOM CRACK CHAPTER

SORRY FOR SLOW UPDATES, I HOPES THIS SHALL HELP

"Light, no."

"But L!"

"No Imagay."

"What the fuck are you two doing!" You yelled as you entered the room. There was L, but on top of him was Light.

"(Y/n)! I'm gonna have this man's baby and he won't share his cake!"

"Light, you're a boy." L calmly stated.

"What the hell?"

"Light's drunk."

"Oh."

Light looked over at you.

"Fine, if I can't have L's baby, then (y/n)'s gonna have mine." He smirked.

"What the fuck?! Oh hell naw!" Poor Mello walked in the room. Poor Mello was thrown at Light. Poor Mello screamed.

To bad Light Imagay is still okay, although now he's hitting on poor Mello.
(#PoorMello)

L gets up and grabs your hand and you guys raced out of the room. As you guys ran you both heard a voice telling you to stop, so you did. You turned to look at a very scared Matt rushing towards you.

Out of breath, Matt ask "Please help me!"

"What the fuck do you want thirsty bitch?" You crossed your arms.

"Near... Near's drunk!"

Both you and L's faces paled.

"What?"

You guys then hear a "Matty baby, come back! I'm sorry!"
You sighed, here we go again, and then the three of you were running off.