Person: "What did you go as for Halloween?"
Me: "Michael Jackson..."
Person: "I bet you had the scariest costume!"
Me: "Its not meant to be scary..."
Person: "I know. But wouldn't you be scared if a pedophile knocked on your door?"
Me:
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Things you can't say to a Moonwalker.
Random[COMPLETED!] [If you can read this without being triggered, you aren't a real moonwalker...sorry]