Hi there! Welcome to this... book.
Let's lay down a few rules:
1) If you don't get triggered at least once, you are not a real moonwalker.
2) If you agree with any of these comments, then don't be surprised if a bunch of us come and destroy you.
3) Just go ahead and read it, though you may not enjoy it, some people leave some pretty hilarious comments so be sure to take a look at those.
4) If I happen to use any of your gifs, just pm me and I'll get rid of them for ya.
5) WARNING: This contains many negative, untrue and stereotypical statements about Michael. But don't worry it's all b******t (obviously.)
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YOU ARE READING
Things you can't say to a Moonwalker.
Random[COMPLETED!] [If you can read this without being triggered, you aren't a real moonwalker...sorry]
