Turtles On Crack!!!!!

Meeting with younger self

April: well hey there younger me what r u doing here?
Little April: I cam to axe qu-qu-questions
April: well shoot
Lil April: 🔫
April: where did u get t-
Lil a: u mean this 🍼 I get thirsty some time so I keep them in my pocket
April: da fu-
Lil April: fun do u have 'fun' in college ?
April: why did u quote the words fun?
Lil a: meh - DO I GER BOOBS?
April: meh
L.a ( lol so many name changes) : a butt?
April: definitely- not
L.a: hips?
April: never gonna happen
L.a: Virginia
April: nah...... wait WHA-
L.a: do I have a wennie?
K.c: big one * gets slap * * falls to the floor*
April: * spits on him* no
L.a: then what's the point of being a girl ?
April: to make babies
L.a: where do they come from?
April: well I would but your to young and I don't wanna ruin your cute childhood
L.a: 🔫 * deep voice* I AINT CUTE IMA DORIBLE
April: 😰 * whispers* someone kill meh.
L.a: which one?
April: .......... I DONT KNOW ANYMORE