Messenger :: Daniel Gillies

Groupchat - hoes + paul

What if your nipples were actually planted there by the government and they were there to track your every move.

Danielsharmanimposter:
Wut

Do dogs know they're dogs

Danielsharmanimposter:
Are you drunk?

Maybeeeeeeee
A wittle

Danielsharmanimposter:
Jesus
Are you alright
Do you want me to pick you up?

Hahahahahahahahahahahagahagagagagahahahah

Danielsharmanimposter:
??

You think i went outside? Pshk
And you think i have friends to go clubbing with.
You rwally don know shit about me

Mrknowitall:
Well tell me about yourself

Hahahahdjdhdhdjdbkd
Fuk dat
I'm drunk

Mrknowitall:
I'm well aware of that.
Be careful

Yeye wutev
U no how ur a vampire

Mrknowitall:
Yes
I play as a vampire
What about it

Do u thibk soda cans are alive and each time yu take one and opeb it ur really just snapping itd neck and drinking it blood.

Mrknowitall:
I think it's time for you to go to sleep

Maaabbbee l8rr

Mrknowitall:
Now
Where do you live

Wow there
You haven't even asked me on a date
I ain't a hoe
I ain't no Paul

Wut if snakes had tinu litte arms n legs theud be soon muh cuter

Mrknowitall:
Wow you have the attention span of a goldfish.
And I believe they are called lizards

Do u no that goldfish dont actally have the short atyentopn.
And if u thonk about it,  snakes are kust a tail with a face.

Mrknowitall:
Okay miss know it all.

Lol
That's wut I have ur name as.

Mrknowitall:
You are going to have a massive headache

I have a question
If men are unable to control themselves around women how the fuck are thry allowed tl control entiee nayions.

Mrknowitall:
Don't ask me.
You're a very deep drunk.

Wy tf are the to and tvd cast soon attraxtive.
It's sooo unfair
I'm a ball sack

Mrknowitall:
A ball sack?
Who's your favourite?

Kai
Or damon
Or klaus
Or kol
Or elijah
Idek
They are all to attractove

Mrknowitall:
Do you know who I am

JOHN CEMA

Mrknowitall:
Not quite
Close though

Oww
I jusy hity hrad
It hurte
I feel sleepy

Mrknowitall:
Dont you dare fall asleep

Hdjegdbdhd why

Mrknowitall:
You might have a concussion

But I'm tured.

Mrknowitall:
No baby girl
Don't go to sleep.

Uno wot
I don need to listem to u
I can just turn mu phone off

Mrknowitall:
No

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Baby girl
Don't ignore me.

A man cheays on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl called clearly.

Suddenly lorrakdne died.

At the funeral,  he stands nd sings "I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone"

Josephmorgs:
Well I don't know about you but I think she's just fine.