Perverted Jokes! XD

Skinny tree

Me: Hey Jesse...... Wanna climb a tree?
Jesse: Ok sure... Where is the tree at?
Me: He's at his house! Hahahahahahaha?!
Jesse: So basically Dakota and raven?....
Me: SHE HOPPED ON HIS HORSE?!
Jesse: Jesus help her.... I can't anymore?
Me: You never helped me you little tree licking bark bark!... Oh guess who just called?
Jesse: Eli?
Me: Eli what?
Jesse: Cox?
Me: Boi he swallows to much of it.... Dakota put him in a diet of his small balls.... But Eli wants more.... CHANDLER MEAT 2?!
Jesse: (bursts out laughing) HAHA YES!....
Boi this was based on a true talk me and my friend had.... Lol bye people! I love you all?! (Especially my lovely)