Perverted Jokes! XD

How to ask for a bj...

Woman: Hey hunny what do you want to eat? I went out yesterday and got some food....
Man: idk.... Do you want a pickle?
Woman: Oh no I hate pickles... They taste sour and they're salty ASF.....
Man: What about my pickle? Do you like my pickle? ;)
Woman: EWWWW​ your dick has green warts on it now?!
Man: What no! That's not what i-
Woman: Oh thank God... Ok and what about your dick?
Man: I asked if you wanted a pickle...
Woman: Yeah and I hate pickles....
Man: Want some of my pickle?
Woman: .............. If it's green and covered in warts you're sleeping on the couch.....
Man: **laughs his ass off** Ok then.....
Woman: Do you see me fucking laughing?
Man: You just we're....
Woman: **sighed** Men...
Man: Hey!
Woman: **laughs ass off**
  

     ( XD I got this idea from an ex of mine and I found it to be very funny.... Well this is it and if you want me to do more of these then comment and like)