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ChaserGurl: Harry? Are we alone? Finally?
Chozen1: I think so....
ChaserGurl: I can't believe we actually get to talk without my brothers butting in. I think this is a first.
Chozen1: I know! I never just get you to myself.
ChaserGurl: Well...we're alone now...
Chozen1: Yes, we are. You know I love you Ginny.
ChaserGurl: I love you too Harry. You looked so sexy at quidditch practice yesterday, I just wanted to pull you off your broom and
Thing1: BAAAA I can't take it any more! I'm here please stop! I think my eyes are bleeding! Call Madam Pomfrey!
ChaserGurl: FRED! Why didn't you say something?
Thing1: because I was evesdropping, duh. Don't worry, I have paid a heavy price for it:-(
ChaserGurl: George, I know you're here too so you may as well speak up!
Thing2: Can't...Talk....too....disgusted
ChaserGurl: you two leave now!!
Thing1: Actually, I think I'll stay. I want a piece of this action! Harry, your eyes are as green as fresh pickled toad....
Chozen1: You do realize I can curse you into oblivion, correct?
Thing2: Come on Harry, we need love too.
Thing1: Yeah, you don't want to give us a comlex and bash our self esteem do you.
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BlondeBeauty: what are you freaks talking about?
Thing2: Harry is proclaiming his undying love for Fred and I. You may want to leave, its a little embarassing.
Chozen1: I am NOT proclaiming anything!!
BlondeBeauty: Wow potter, even you should have higher standards than the identical gingers.
Thing1: Are you insulting our boyish good looks and charming personalities Malfoy? Because thats just mean.
BlondeBeauty: You can't be serious...
Thing1: You know george, beauty boy is sure high and mighty for someone who's only make-out practice has been with Pansy Parkinson.
Thing2: Yeah I sure as heck wouldn't want my lips anywhere near her. She looks like a pug and probably smells even worse.
BlondeBeauty: Aw, are you two jealous?
Chozen1: You know Ginny, I think we should leave these three to their flirting.
ChaserGurl: Yeah, its getting too explicit in here for me. I thought this was a kid friendly chat.
Chozen1: Keep it PG13 boys
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MimbulusMimbletonia joined the chat
MimbulusMimbletonia: whats going on?
BlondeBeauty: Nothing
Thing2: Nothing
Thing1: Nothing
SoCkLvR: They are flirting master Neville sir.
MimbulusMimbletonia: ...awkward...
BlondeBeauty: Dobby! How long have you been here!
SoCkLvR: Dobbys been here the whole time sir.
BlondeBeauty: We were NOT flirting Dobby!
SoCkLvR: But you were sir, you were. It made Dobby very uncomfortable sir.
MimbulusMimbletonia: Yea...I'm gunna go
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Thing1: Yeah, I think I'll go too. Sorry Malfoy, I don't swing that way.
Thing2: Yeah, me too. I didn't realize Malfoy was using this chat to find a date.
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BlondeBeauty: Dobby, you suck.
SoCkLvR: Ha Ha master malfoy sir. Ha ha
BlondeBeauty: Why did you say we were flirting? You know we weren't.
SoCkLvR: Payback is a bitch sir.
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Harry Potter Instant Messaging
FanfictionThis is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.
