Blind Date///Brendon Urie (x-reader) Discontinued

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"Okay well this is Tyler this is Josh and of course you already know Brendon" I say gesturing to three men in the living room

She stares at us for a few seconds before letting out an ear piercing scream

"Come with me" she says pulling my arm and leaving everyone else confused

"What the fuck was that?" I ask once everyone is out of earshot

"Twenty One Pilots is like my favorite band" she says

"Since when?" I ask

"Since a few hours ago" she says

"Whatever, can we just go back into the living room?" I ask

"I guess" she says and we walk back

"Y/N" Brendon whines as we get back into the living room

"Yes Beebo?" I ask

"I want a hug" he says holding his arms out

"Hug Tyler" I say

"Nooo I wanna hug you, Tyler's stinky" he says and Tyler gasps with fake offense

"Fine" I sigh and walk over to him

"Aweeee" Emily gushes as we hug

After a few seconds I feel his hands slide down and grab my butt

"Hey not nice" I say pulling away and lightly hitting his chest

"Let's watch a movie and talk about our day" Emily says in a weird generic voice

"Let's skip the movie" I say in the same voice

"Okay" she says using the voice and we all sit down

"So Emily what did you do today?" I ask

"I went to work then came home, how bout you guys?"

"Well I went penny boarding but Brendon saw me and forced me to go with him, then he made me meet Tyler and Josh by carrying me upside down, then I was Santa Clause, and finally we had a paper fight" I say

"You're forgetting the part where you and Brendon made out" Josh says

"Jish I didn't tel her that for a reason" I say in a whiny voice

"Why's that?" Tyler asks

"Well you see in a bout 5 seconds she's going to fucking freak out" I say nonchalantly

"OH MY GOD I SHIP YOU GUYS SO FUCKING MUCH" Emily yells

"And there you go" I say

"So Brendon" Emily says

"So Emily" Brendon says copying her tone

"Did you enjoy making out with my best friend?" She asks

"Yes I did, very much actually" he says