HONESTLY I HATE SCHOOL. BUT LIKE WHO DOESNT SHE SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE. I RLLY WANT TO KICK HER IN THE TITTIES. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY? EXPOSING DUMB BITCHES AND DICKS! DICKS ARE JUST WONDERFUL! AND YOU SHOULD LOVE THEM TOO! IM BRAINWASHING YOU #ILLUMANATI ! JK GIRLIES! GO SUCK A COCK! 👅👅👅 OOO WHO LOVES THE VAMPIRE DIARIES?!?!? (SPOILER ALERT) MEEEE!!!! DELENA IS SCUTE AND FORWOOD IS ON MY GOOD SIDE. I SWEAR TO GOD IF TYLER'S SIRE BOND WITH KLAUS GETS IN THE WAY OF FORWOOD, YOU KNOW MY LIMITS WILL BE BROKEN. OH AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON RIPPER DADDY STEFAN. HONESTLY I LIKE HIM MORE WHEN HE IS KILLING PEOPLE. AND CAN ELIJAH JUST BEND ME OVER THE COFFEE TABLE?!?! AND LIJAH'S CHIVALRY MAKES ME MELT LIKE CHOCOLATE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY. YOU KNOW ITS TRUE. OH YOU CANNIT FORGET ABOUT THE ULTIMATE DADY..... DAMON GIUSEPPE SALVATORE. MY FOREVER HUSBAND AND LOVER. HE IS JUST SUCH A DADDY. LIKE WHO CAN RESIST HIM?!?! UM NOT ME!!! BUT IF YOU CAN RESIST HIM THEN LIKE BACK THE FUCK UP HE IS MYYY HUSBAND AND IF YOU LAY A FINGER ON HIM I WILL MURDER YOU. SORRY!!!! GOT A LIL OVER PROTECTIVE RIGHT THERE! ANYWAYS ILYSM GO TO MY MEET AND GREET WHERE YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO EXPOSE, BOUNCE ON DICKS, BE A HOE IN DISGUISE, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, SUCK COCK!! GO BUST A NUT!
XOXO, GOSSIP GABY
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RANTS | randomness!
Humoridek anymore. if you are a very vulgar human being that likes tvd, you will LOVE this book.
