I HAAATE DAVINA FROM THE ORIGINALS. SHE LOOKS LIKE ASS. I CALL HER VAGINA FOR FUN! SHE SOUNDZ LIKE A FISH MONGER'S DEAD BODY MIXED WITH CHEF BOYARDEE MINI RAVIOLIS. PEOPLE SAY SHE IS LIKE ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL WITCHES OF THE CENTURY BUT ITS BONNIE. LIKE KYS. "YOU LOOK LIKE CANCER" QUOTED FROM clusterpudding . THEN I FOUND OUT SHE PLAYED THAT GIRL IN THE MOVIE STARSTRUCK. I USED TO LOVE HER BUT NOW I CALL HER A FAT PIG🐷. AT HER FUNERAL I WILL BE LAUGHING MANIACALLY. WHEN THEY ARE PUTTING HER COFFIN IN THE GROUND, INSTEAD OF PUTTING A TULIP ON HER GRAVE, I WILL POUR SOME ACID AND SCREAM "YOU WERE MY ECZEMA. YOU JUST NEVER WENT AWAY." SHE IS LIKE 17 IN THE ORIGINALS AND SHE TOLD KOL THAT SHE LOVED HIM. YOU ARE INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE. YOU MIGHT BE SAYING "OMG WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABT SHE IS EVERYTHING." 🎶WELL IM TELLING YOU JUST HOW I FEEEEEEEEEL🎶 . CAMILLE CAN GOOOOOOOOO SMA. I DONT WANT TO FOCUS ON HER CAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A PUSSY MARKET. LIKE A MARKET OF DEAD CATS. DID YOU THINK THAT I MEANT SLAUGHTERING ACTUAL GIRLS' PUSSIES? NO! IM A GIRL AND THAT WOULD HURT. OK BUT LEGIT IF DAVINA AND CAMILLE HAD A CHILD IT WOULD LOOK LIKE A HOBBIT'S INTESTINES. IM SERIOUS ABT EVERYTHING IVE SAID LMAO. BUT NO MORE HATE UNLESS IM TALKING ABT THE ORIGINALS. I COULD WRITE A WHOLE HATE BOOK ON HALF OF THE CHARACTERS IN THAT SHOW. LOVE UUUUUU!
XOXO, GOSSIP GABY
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Humoridek anymore. if you are a very vulgar human being that likes tvd, you will LOVE this book.
