Me: Hi guys!
M.C.: Sup.
Mikey: *snoring away on the couch*
Me: MC? Could you go get the guys?
MC: *smirks evilly* I'll go get the guys if you get Ghost. 😈
Me: *whisper yells to avoid waking Mikey* 😨 NO WAY! HE'S YOUR BROTHER! PLUS, HE MIGHT SHOOT ME! I'M TO CUTE TO DIE! 😭
MC: No he won't. Maybe. 😈
Me: Fine. But if he shoots me, I'll haunt your ass. 👻
MC: Yeah, yeah. Just go!
Me: *sigh* Okay.
*In the basement*
Me: Uh, Ghost?
Ghost: *growls and glares at me over his shoulder* What?
Me: U-uh. We have questions and dares.
Ghost: *growls and gets out of his chair*
Me: *runs like hell up the stairs and hurdles over Mikey on the couch*
Rebel: *walks out and sees me hiding behind the couch* What are you doing?
Me: *clings onto him* protect me from your brother.
Rebel: *pulls me off and holds me in the air like a doll* You pissed him off, you deal with him.
Me: *gives him puppy dog eyes* please Reb?
Rebel: *sweat drops a little* Fine. I doubt he'll do anything tho.
Ghost: *walks up the stairs and glares at me before silently sitting on the couch with his arms crossed*
Me: I survived the Ghost! *Jumps into the air and waves arms in slow motion as ode to joy plays in the background*
Rebel: *raises an eyebrow* Really Essence? 😑
Guys besides Ghost, Mikey, and Rebel: *walks in and pauses*
Leo: Um? What are you doing Essence?
Rebel: she's celebrating not getting shot by Ghost.
Leo: Oh. That's why. What did she do.
M.C.: *Chuckles evilly* I sent her to get him 'cause we got dares.
Caesar: *looks at M.C.* Really uncle M.C.? You better not get my girlfriend killed.
Me: Caesar! 😄 *Runs to hug him*
Caesar: *Chuckles* Hey babe.
Me: *lets go of him* Well, we got questions and dares guys!
Raph: *growls* That's why you woke me and Swift up?!
Swift: *growls* you better leave us alone after this.
Me: Yeah, yeah. You two nocturnal turtles can return to your beauty rest afterwards.
TMNTG1RL
I dare everyone to compliment Ray.
I dare Ghost to give M.C. and Mikey a wedgie.
I dare Caesar and Anthony to kiss two separate girls on the cheek.
Question for everyone but Ray: Do you know what she hates, and how did you find out?
Waffles-Hamato
I DARE CAESAR TO MAKE OUT WITH ANTHONY!!!!!
Everyone: *looks at Ray*
Me: I think you have beautiful eyes. The color reminds me of this silver amethyst pendant my best friend gave me.
Leo: *sarcastic* I love the fact that you help MC create more chaos. I deal with enough noise living with these guys. *Nods at the guys sitting on the couch*
Raph: *has Mikey in a headlock*
Mikey: UUUUUNCLE!!!
Donnie: *nose deep in a book*
Anthony: *sitting on the couch shirtless* I like the fact that you're cool with a lot of stuff. You don't mind all the crazy stuff that goes down, or us walking around shirtless.
Ray: *eyeing Anthony's abs*
MC: I love having a partner in crime! You come up with the best pranks!
Swift: *shrugs* since you're so crazy, you never get boring.
Ghost: ......You're good with some knives.
Raph: *noogies Mikey* Ya ain't afraid to prank Mikey back.
Mikey: Owowowow! 😫 I LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU SAVE ME SOMETIMES! HELP ME! 😭
Donnie: Sometimes your quiet.
Caesar: What Dad said. Things don't get boring with you around.
Ghost: *grabs MC and Mikey*
MC: Yo what are you doing G?
Mikey: Help me. T~T
Ghost: *smiles evilly and picks them up by the back of their boxers*
MC and Mikey: OOOOOOWWWW! 😭
Everyone else: *cringes*
Essence: You can put them down now Ghost.
Ghost: *drops them*
Mikey: I won't be able to sit right for a week. 😫
MC: God Damnit that hurt! 😫
Essence: Next dare.
Caesar: *smirks and looks at Essence*
Essence: *blushes and backs up*
Caesar: *grabs her face and kisses her cheek*
Essence: *blushes hard*
Anthony: *blushes and kisses Ray on the cheek*
Ray: *blushes slightly, holding her cheek*
Essence: *looks at the picture on her phone* Ahh. Young love. Next dare.
Caesar and Anthony: *blush and look at each other*
Essence: *Growls as fangs and claws sharpen*
Caesar: *grabs Anthony by the back of the neck and pulls him in, tongue tangling for a minute before pulling away, saliva hanging between their tongues*
Anthony: *blushes and breaths hard*
Caesar: *blushes and looks away*
Essence: *calms down*
Guys: Leave questions.
Girls except Essence: And dares!
Essence: Until next time.....
Essence: *teleports to
Waffles-Hamato's house and punches them hard in the back of the head* Don't mess with my man again or you'll have to fight me. *Teleports away*
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Swag/Punk Tmnt Truth or Dare
HumorMy truth or dare book! I know this was originally Lelonarda's idea, but I thought it would be fun. :) Leave comments with your thruths and/or dares