???????: OH BIG BROTHER I MISSED YOU DEARLY!!!
Slender: Oh god, please not be them, out of all the people in the world.....
L.Jack: Ohhhhhhh Slender hates more people than Jeff does he??
Jeff: SHUT THE FUCK UP LOLLI-POP NOSE!!!
*door bursts open and Splenderman, Enderman, Trenderman, and Sexual Offenderman walk in*
Offender: Oooo who's this sexy little boy?? *points at Jeff*
Jeff:OH FUCK NO, SLENDER CONTROL THIS THING!!!!!
Slender: *tape piece of paper on face.........troll face*
Jeff: GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF SHI-
Slender: STFU JEFF OR I WON'T CALL HIM OFF!!
Jeff: *mutters* asshole.....
Slender: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!
E.Jack: He said asshole.
Jeff: NO I DIDN'T *runs out of mansion*
Offender: Awww he ran away! Slender you jerk!!
Trender:*goes up to Ben* Legend of Zelda is so last month. Pokemon is so this month.
Ben: STFU I FINISHED IT 26 TIMES ALREADY!! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO TO THE EARTH REALM!
Slender: Anyway why are you all here?
All Enders except Enderman: The house burned down......
Slender: Ah the house.....burned....down....WTF YOU JUST SAY?!?!?
Splender: I WAS MAKING SOME TEA WITH THE STOVE AND I WAS SO INTERESTED IN THE FIRE THEN..........IT BURNED DOWN!!! IM SO SORRY BIG BROTHER!!! *crying*
Slender: *sigh* Well when is the house finished on construction??
Trender: About.......5-6 months.....
Slender: Why Splender, why?
Splender: I just wanted some tea and fire....
Offender: Sure some fire to burn all of us....
Ender:...................you are all idiots
E.Jack: Well since you all are here.....what are all your kill tactics??
Splender: I don't really kill but.......you eat my cake, I WILL kill you....
Trender: I so don't kill it will ruin my clothes!
Offender: Rape or kill them, then rape them...
Ender: I just kill, that's it.
Slender: Ok, so I will assign you to your temporary room mate. Ender, your with E.Jack.
E.Jack: Follow me..........
Ender: Ok........
Slender: Trender, your with Ben.
Ben: AW HELL NAW!! I'M NOT GETTING STUCK WITH THAT BITCH!!!
Trender: BUT HIS CLOTHES ARE SO 2 YEARS AGO!!
Slender: *Sighs*Fine If you're going to act that way.....Trender you can go into the guest room with Offender.
Trender: Guh! Fine!!
Offender: Dammit why me......
Splender:Because you're a creepy rapist!! XD
Slender: True, true......anyway, Splender go to Jeff's room and be a good little boy there.
Splender: Yes brother!!! *Runs to Jeff's room*
----10 mins later----
Jeff: *covered in blood* I'm home!!! *walks into his room to change clothes* OMFG!!! SLENDERMAN HELP ME!!!!
Slender: What is it Jeff?
Jeff: WHY THE FUCK IS HE IN HERE?! ESPECIALLY WHEN I WAS CHANGING!!?
Slender: Calm yourself Jeffery, I told him to go into your ro-
Jeff: DO NOT FUCKING CALL ME THAT!!!!! NO FACE ASSHOLE!
Slender: *Slaps Jeff in the face* Now don't make a fuss about this Jeff. I told Slpender to go into your room and wait 'till you came home.
Jeff: Whatever you didn't need to slap me about it... T3T
-----End of this chapter thing-----
Hello everbody, Masky here just trying to say hello (before Toby finds me) and I want to thank you for reading this!!! I hope you re-
Toby: MASKY WHERE DID YOU GO??
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Life of a Proxy
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