Life of a Proxy

The Journey

Jeff: *wakes up* Huh? What?! Slenderman put me down!!

Slender: Sorry, I'm not the one to fall asleep when we are about to leave

Jeff: Whatever just put me down!

Slender: Ok fine. *puts Jeff down*

Masky: Whoa, he's awake finally?

Hoodie: *throws a bag at Jeff* Hey this is yours

Jeff: *catches it* Thanks.........it feels lighter......WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO MY POOR KNIFES?!?!

Masky: *tear* Don't worry, they made me give up half of my cake for stuff we really need on the trip...

L.Jack: ...and most of my candy for human food...bleh >:^(

Hoodie: don't whine, I know you're a demon but still, Masky you're only human. I bet you will get fat with too much cake.

Masky: I WILL NOT!!!! I LOVE CHEESE CAKE!!! I LIVE FOR IT!!!!

Jeff: *irritated* Fucking took away my knifes............I'll cut you....

Jack: Oh yea? With your imaginary knifes?

Jeff: STFU

Slender: Jeff calm down, which direction was the Earth well in?

Jeff: I found the stupid thing that way. *points right*

L.Jack: Alrighty then! Let's go meat bags!!!

Hoodie: *sighs* Am I the only professional one?

Slender: No I am also, so don't worry you're not alone!

Jeff: SLENDERMAN WATCH OUT FOR THE SPIDER ON YOUR SHOULDER!!!!

Slender: *squeals* WHERE!?!?!?!

Jeff, L.Jack, and Masky: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG YOUR SO NOT PROFESSIONAL!!!! XD

-at the mansion-

Trender: OMG IM SO BORED!!!

Ben: *playing games* Whatever man...I'm getting a high head shot rate on call of duty!!

Offender: *sighs* I'm going to rape some girls! *teleports*

E.Jack: *comes into the living room*

Ender: *pops up next to E.Jack*

Ben: Sup guys!!

E.Jack: *mumbles something to Ender*

Ender: *nods*

Sally: I want to have a tea party!

Splender: Oh joy! I also want to! Please everybody! Have a tea party with us!!

Trender: Party? Well then I need the right outfit for this!!

Ben: Why not? I'm just playing video games anyways!

Sally: Yay! I'll get everything ready with Teddy and Splendy! *runs into her room*

Splender: Oh yay!! * follows*

Trender: what to wear....what to wear.....OH I KNOW WHAT TO WEAR!!! *teleports* *comes back in a pink dress* Tah-dah!!

Ben: ..................pfft.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

Trender: You're just jeolous that I'm fabulous!!

Ben: Yea.....whatever..... *smokes some weed*

Grinny: *in human form* Getting high again Ben?

Ben: uh yea man!

Splender: *rushes down the stairs* THE PARTY IS SET!! EVERYBODY MAY COME IN!!!!!!!!! :D

Sally: THE TEA PARTY IS READY!!

Ben: alright! *gets up* *walks upstairs*

Grinny: *shrugs* Why not? *follows Ben*

Splender and Sally: *skipping happily*

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Heller my little killers!! Holy crap!! I'm so sorry I haven't updated in sooooo long!!!!!! I got caught up with my story (Unheard stories of horror) and school work!! Once again I apologize for not posting in so lo-

Jeff: Would you just shut the fuck up already?! You're frickin' talking too much!!!

SHADDUP SMILEY DORK

Jeff: *sniff* meany..... *runs off*

Jeff I'm sorry!! Goodbye everybody!! ~XxJeff_the_killerxX *follows after*