Note To Self (A Death Note FanFic)

Chapter 15: Hallucinating

It had been three days since I had agreed to go without cookies or games. I was going insane! 

I wonder how Mello is holding up.....LET'S GO CHECK!!!

I ran back to my room from where I had previously been, in class, as fast as I could. 

Mello was sitting on his bed mumbling something to himself. "HAI MELLO!!!!!!!!" 

"Where's the chocolate Link?! I KNOW YOU HAVE IT!" 

"DUDE! You agreed to our competition remember?"

"Right.....BUT WHERE IS IT?!"

"IN YOUR FACE!!!!"

Mello ran to the mirror to check if the chocolate was indeed in his face. But unfortunately for him, it wasn't.

I, on the otherhand, was trying to find my passage to Narnia. I leaped into the wardrobe and ran at the back of it. But Narnia wouldn't open!

"MELLO! MATT! HELP ME!!!!!!"

Mello was still trying to find his chocolate but Matt came and found me lying the floor of the wardrobe, pretending to be dead.

"Link?!"

"SURPRISE!!!!! YOU HAVE REACHED THE NEXT LEVEL NOW GET ME INTO NARNIA!!!!"

"Narnia isn't there"

"YES IT IS!!! NOw I COMMAND YOU TO HELP ME OTHERWISE I SHALL BEHEAD YOU!!!!"

"Come away from the wardrobe, otherwise your laptop(s) will never see you again"

"NEVER!!!! THAT'S TREASON AGAINST THE CROWN MATTY!!! PUT THE LAPTOPS BACK!!!"

Matt just walked off and continued on with his game. He was the only sane one out of us three.

Mello was checking under the sinks for chocolate and I was trying to ram my way into Narnia.

Hmmm, it's probably hiding. Well I shall find it as I am the greatest explorer in the universe!

Now where was my shovel.

I ran out of the wardrobe, out of the room and down the hall. 

THere must be a shovel somewhere!

Wait! Didn't Roger have one somewhere?! I MUST FIND IT!!!!!

I ran to Roger's office and went inside. No one was there. 

He must have that shovel somewhere. Hmm if I was a shovel, where would I want to hide?

IN THE FRIDGE!!!

The kitchen was currently empty, perfect! I could look for that shovel!!

I ran to the fridge and pulled open the doors. No shovel. 

Maybe it's hiding! Yes, that's it! Because shovels are shy :D

NOTE TO SELF: Apparantly shovels don't hide in the fridge

The contents of the fridge was sprawled out on the floor next to me as I had decided to fill the fridge with spoons! RABID KILLER SPOONS OF DOOM!!!! BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

Just then, L walked into the kitchen.

I grabbed the jar of onions. "Stay back! I'm armed!!"

L came over and gently took the jar of onions from me. "What is going on?"

"Well there was Narnia and I couldn't get in so I had to find the shovel, but it was shy so it hid in the fridge. And then I removed the contents of the fridge and filled it with rabid killer spoons of doom to keep the evil sock stealing trolls away!"