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Mini 2 Zerk
[Dad👨🏻]
Simon xxSi? xx
Are you alive? xxx
Oh god
SIMON??!
WHERE ARE YOU PLEASE DO LEAVE ME
[Minty Tooty-Fruity🍒]
hm? I didn't notice u were texting me x[Dad👨🏻]
I haven't seen you all week[Minty Tooty-Fruity🍒]
What'd u mean we've skyped n that[Dad👨🏻]
I meant in personWhen's the last time you left your room darling?
[Minty Tooty-Fruity🍒]
I dunno[Dad👨🏻]
I can sense you're tired through your textsHave you even slept?!
[Minty Tooty-Fruity🍒]
Honestly who has tine to sleep[Dad👨🏻]
Simon...You probably smell rank
[Minty Tooty-Fruity🍒]
its tired im lateLet me work joshy xx
[Dad👨🏻]
Baby I miss you though xxWe haven't spent any time together 😢xx
[Minty Tooty-Fruity🍒]
Babe im sorry xxxi tried to sleep last morning but i couldntttt xx
[Dad👨🏻]
Come cuddle with me? 💞 Maybe that will help you sleep xx[Minty Tooty-Fruity🍒]
No ur too far[Dad👨🏻]
fine ill just cuddle with vik asshat[Minty Tooty-Fruity🍒]
NO NEED ILL B THERE IN NEGATIVE SIX SECONDS XX LOVE U BABE UR THE BEST HAHA XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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FanfictionWhat do the Sidemen's texts look like? This book is random and silly 😜