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Dramaaa Parody Pt. 9

"SDMN" Group Chat

April 22; 12:39 PM
[Sinom]
VIIIIKKKK I LOVE YOU

[Kiv]
no homo tho right?

[Sinom]
ALL HOMO

[Kiv]
yike

[Toby]
VIKKY

YOU ARE A G

[Joshau]
I'm sorry for doubting you

[Kiv]
forgiven

just be careful next time, you don't want these fire bars 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Etehan]
omg Vik 😂

[Hyrra]
Simon killed KSI's little brother

Vik buried him

[Sinom]
that kid shouldn't bother coming to school tomorrow

[Etehan]
when Vik shuts u down u know it's game over

[Sinom]
Vik you're a king 👑

you're my king

because of you we have officially won

you broke the school,

[Joshau]
calm down fanboy, stop sucking Vik's cock

[Kiv]
this is just weird for me now 😕

[Sinom]
okay I'm sorry, I'm still going nuts over the fact Vik called himself a vindaloo

[Etehan]
more like ur busting a nut HA

[Toby]
leave rn

[Hyrra]
like JJ

[Kiv]
OHHHH

[Caxxul]
I always forget I'm in this text and then I come back to 20+ notifs wtf

[Hyrra]
is it bad i forgot that you're in here 😬

[Caxxul]
it's cool, I'm used to being irrelevant and forgotten 😩

but I'm chimed in bc I ran into JJ in the hallway today and it was...

[Joshau]
awkward?

[Etehan]
awful?

[Kiv]
strange?

[Hyrra]
the worst experience of your life being closer than five feet to him?

[Caxxul]
D. all of the above

I mean, he was nice to me so I was nice to him of course

[Toby]
that's good

[Caxxul]
to be fair we don't have any personal beef like some of you...

*cough* behz *cough* harry

[Etehan]
well, you don't have anything personal yet ;))))

[Caxxul]
tru yeah haha

but it was awkward bc I kinda slipped into this chat but we were still chill idk how to feel man

[Hyrra]
he's was probably just faking it 😒

[Toby]
come on guys, wouldn't it be nice if we could all still friends at the end of this drama mess??

(ignoring the fact that he did just up and leave us)

[Etehan]
Tobi you just said it yourself;

JJ is a snakey scumbag

he doesn't deserve to be allowed back into the Sidemen

[Sinom]
guys...

I gotta come clean

[Joshau]
YOUVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH RICE BEHIND OUR BACKS HAVENT YOU?!?!?!?!!? 😱😱

[Sinom]
What?! No! You nitwit

[Joshau]
ok sorry lol

[Sinom]
I have, however, been talking or rather texting with JJ this entire time

BUT just a little bit here and there

and he kinda sorta maybe might want to join the group again????

[Hyrra]
no

nopenopenopeNOPE

that fuck isn't allowed back with us

[Etehan]
entrance denied 🛑

I don't want him near me

[Hyrra]
it's best he stay the fuck away from me

[Sinom]
guess I shouldn't have mentioned this now

such a hostile reaction. You guys really hate him that much now?

[Etehan]
maybe JJ should've thought twice before becoming a traitor and dissing all of us

he can't just weasel his way back into our lives

[Joshau]
maybe JJ was joking with us the whole time and he never really left us and instead he was trying to help make us relevant again?

[Etehan]
then that's one sick twisted joke

[Toby]
this is why I don't bother trying to involve myself with this crap

I'm going back to SKRRRRING

[Kiv]
yeah, skrrrr

[Joshau]
no comment. Check in later

[Etehan]
I can't believe you guys would possibly let JJ back in

[Sinom]
sorry... JJ has always been my best friend. I can't suddenly hate him...

[Hyrra]
y'all are fakes
Sent; 1:21 PM

; 9:09 PM
[Sinom]
Vik you're still my hero

[Kiv]
thanks mate. Appreciate the support

[Sinom]
i love you

[Kiv]
stop. You're a freak
Sent; 9:12 PM