WOW! Getting closer to 100!!! Thanks to all those amazing people who read this. Even bigger thanks to those who vote. AND THOSE WHO COMMENT ARE FREAKIN' BABES!!!! Sorry, had to get that off my chest...Hold on tight for 60-80!
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61. (By @SonaliShanker) Go and randomly hit a person on their chest...say "STAAF" and run away.
62. (By @Toothless_Dragon) GAY CHICKEN
63. *Glance down at someone's foot* then say 'I just raped your big toe'
64. (Inspired by my friends brother who had me laughing about these next ones for about half an hour) Get to the chopper!
65. I'm looking for Sarah Cooper! Have you seen Sarah Cooper?
66. *Yell* YOSHINI!!!!
67. Mwahohoho!!!
68. *Point at a building* There's a stick person falling off that building!
69. (I'm just not going to say anything for this one. Let the number speak for itself...)
70. You sir, are a sick excuse for a bulldog
71. Guess what? I am a facial sauna!
72. You have such beautiful looking nails...I could stroke them...if a wanted to...
73. You can share me...if you want to
74. Your face is a book! Hahaha get it? Facebook...no? ok.
75. Can I set fire to you so that you look like a candle? It's my birthday you see...
76. Shhhh! I'm configuring myself
77. Let us march like ducklings!
78. Rat. Rat. Rata tat tat.
79. This is a 'spreadable glue' moment, isn't it?
80. Just keep walking, Just keep flying. I have a drinkbottle, everyone is dying
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Before I write the final 20, I would like to see at least 5 suggestions from the readers. It's tough coming up with all these things by myself!
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Top 100 Most Random Things To Say
HumorWhen I'm High, I think of weird things so this is basically putting you through what I go through, when I'm high. P.S. I wrote this when I was high!!!
