LATE NIGHT CALLS

pizza

21st of January
7:12 pm

incoming call:
- idiot -

"Tell me about your favorite food."

"Why should I?"

"Just tell me."

"Pizza, of course. Pizza prosciutto. With extra cheese on top."

"You speak Italian?"

"No. But I've ordered Pizza so many times in my life, I almost feel like a native Italian."

"..."

"Not impressed?"

"I'm always impressed by you."

"Ugh."

"What was that?"

"I think I can't handle such a bad pick-up-line."

"..."

"Sorry, sweetie pie."

"Would you eat pizza with me?"

"No."

"..."

"But you can order me some pizza."

"..."

"I'll send you the address."

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note: italic = pizza boy

20 minutes later
- the door bell rings -

"A large pizza prosciutto with extra cheese."

"For me?"

"Yes. Here you have it."

"Give me a second. I need to get my purse."

"It's already paid."

"By whom?"

"Your boyfriend."

"..."

"He told me about you two."

"He's not my.."

"Come on. He is a good guy.. Trust me, I know him for years. Give him a chance."

"..."

"I'll tell him how beautiful you are, alright?"

"Um.."

"Bye."