Poseidon_da_bomb: my 8th phone already, why don't they have water proof ones?
Athena_the_wise: Um... they do, go find one and then come back, seaweed head.
Zeus_the_boss: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY LETTERS?
Hephaestus_is_on_fire: Caps lock, click the arrow button.
Zeus_the_boss: Oh, that's better, thanks kiddo.
Hades_is_death: I wish i could kill people with this device.
Persephone_flowers: Honey, what did i say about talking like that?
Hades_is_death: Sorry sweetheart
Artemis_moon: Killed a dragon that was terrorizing a village. Wanna see?
*This picture has been removed for your comfort*
Poseidon_da_bomb: OH GOD!!!
Hephaestus_is_on_fire: AHH!! THAT IS SO BLOODY!!
Athena_the_wise: Sis, next time, warn us first.
Apollo_avenges: (haiku) That is so bloody, you enjoy killing so much, try some arts instead.
Artemis_moon: Bro, your name is literally Apollo avenges... you're telling me to be chill?
Athena_the_wise: True, true.
*Apollo_avenges has changed name*
Apollo_artist: What were you saying?
well i changed my name,
and you'll just be killing,
as i suck up the fame.
Poseidon_da_bomb: look kiddo, i love you and all but, do you have to speak in poetry?
Apollo_artist: I don't have to,
who are you to judge?
Oh wait you're Poseidon,
Come on! Fudge.
Zeus_the_boss: Yep, he can't stop. You're my least favorite son BTW.
Apollo_artist: OH YEAH? WELL @$C@$%# YOU @$$!!!!!!
Zeus_the_boss: THERE we go!
Hades_is_death: You know, that was pretty smart of you.
ARES_DESTROY: GUYS!!! ATTACK ON TITANS!!
Athena_the_wise: I saw that show thingy. Is it a show?
ARES_DESTROY: NO LITERALLY!! TITANS ARE ATTACKING!! COME ON!!
Well, that's the end of the first page, lel, comment down below who's your favorite god or goddess!!!
