uh wat

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im so bored

some imma tell u a story

when i was a baby, tracy ullman (look her up) smelled my head

my parents were at an airport and i was like a newborn and she went up to them and said "oh look! it's a baby!" and then smelled my head

and then my dad was like "youre famous" and she said "oh just a bit yes"

im really bad at telling stories, also i think ive said this before so i am sorry

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